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attackofthepartycannon:

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

la-la is the only one who notices wow

Jfc this is great

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mostlycatsmostly:

The Majestic Snow Cat

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keelychu:

we all have that one friend who is probably secretly a magical girl.

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nicindieskies:

dancesamdance:

sonickid1234:

ckck:

Seems like IKEA are really shaking things up this year. In addition to the previously announced TV set, they’re also going to release a digital camera made of cardboard called Knäppa (“Snap”). It’ll hold 40 photographs at a time and plugs directly into your USB port. While it’s not the prettiest camera the world has ever seen, I do love the idea of a screen-less digital camera that brings people back to the wait-and-see days of film.

whoa!!

OMG

But how do you keep the batteries from falling out?

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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tentacuddles:

i imagine old woman josie’s place to smell of lavender honey and decay.

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anonil88:

hisblackdress:

Product links, more details, and more fun looks can be found over at HisBlackDress.com. Check it out!

I said in my last OOTD post that I’ve tended to shy away from floral prints, but then this happened, y’all! I feel super kawaii today, and I really love how everything is working together here. I’d previously worried about wearing a head accessory without hair, but I like being bald and I like this headband, so fuck it. My favorite thing about this outfit, besides how super cute it is, is the repeating theme of studs. I’ve got them on my headband, on my tights, and on my shoes. How fun is that?

i love the colors

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thecatblr:

horsiie:

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • SMART PEOPLE CAN BE STRESSED OUT BY SCHOOL

Smart people can become so stressed out by school that they dont care about grades anymore

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alltrolllipsarenaturallyblack:

theletterwsarseflap:

awkwardbirds:

rinlockhart:

ridiculously-dilettantish:

strange-is-a-compliment:

I always wanted these to happen in real life

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

we need more!

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don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…

casually going to like this for future reference

REFERENCES

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